At the stroke of eight Sillypants dies...real pictures of the death will be posted on the blog as soon as they can be. A senior co-captain will witness the death and verify it wasn't humane at all. While there will be no torture of poor Sillypants (he knows nothing of value)...the MCS will afterwards focus our attention on the goats in our possession. The goats were tortured once before--it will take some real effort to extract information from them this time because they have been trained to what torture is about such as milk boarding. We have some "new" enhanced techniques to use!
We are grateful to those who have assisted our quest for the cows. Those who have aided include parents, siblings and team members. A special thanks to the teachers who remain on the lookout for the cows. If the cowgirls take this a step further, a goat will also be executed. We know exactly where the cows are. Also I wouldn't let a team member into your house under any circumstances. The cows need to be safe and they can be safe with Mr. Chiodo.
It is no secret that the two most emotional girls in the program as Madi and Kayleigh. They take great pride in their contributions to the program. They are especially protective of their animals and their place in the history of the program. The two of them will not be pleased that their history was lost due to two stubborn freshmen. Give it up ladies...there is nothing left for you to win. People run for cover when those two are upset...do you really want to answer to two co-captains?
This is the last communication from the MCS before the 8pm execution. Do what is right not only do you not want the wrath of your team....this is only the beginning of what the MCS can do. If you think we don't have information about you--you would be wrong.
We offer this tidbit: The death of Murphy's hamster...seems it didn't die the way she was told by her parents years ago...her brother Elliot "accidentally"sat on it! There is an inhumane death! And we know far more entertaining things about each of you...things that you really don't want printed on the blog.
