After receiving communication that the cowgirls were ready for this to be over and then receiving a note for extortion (wanting $50 apiece to end this episode), the Maddened Cow Society has voted it's wallets and not only said no to this extortion attempt but now has nabbed not one but both Sophar and Shophar from two years ago. (We had some inside help).
Now that we have both animals in custody, we will happily trade one of them for the cows. This offer is only good until the MCS tribunal returns verdicts in the above matter. The jury is out. Be assured extortion never works, and be assured the MCS can't raise the $200 required for the four cow girls. Now if the team wishes to raise the extortion money today, that is fine. But then, perhaps the MCS holds you all responsible for committing a crime. However, we will accept the cows.
