WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: THE ANIMAL KNOWN AS SILLYPANTS
Any information given to the coaches leading to the apprehension and execution of Sillypants will be rewarded accordingly. If anyone "delivers" Sillypants to us for said execution the value of the reward will be substantial. An even higher reward will be paid for the "dead" delivery of the Sillypants. Otherwise a public execution shall be held so all who have had it with the goats will be able to rest comfortably knowing the goats are gone. Sillypants has been charged with Extortion of team members and transforming mulitple team members back into 5th graders.
