The DGS has asked that some information be shared with the girls since they refuse to communicate as laid out by the DGS (via Facebook email):
Another data mining trip to the Facebook accounts of the goats reveals that Nick Swingle has been in communication with the goats involving possible terrorism. The DGS wishes to "visit" with Nick regarding the scandal. As proof, the DGS offers this tidbit copied from Facebook:
Nick Swingle at 6:17pm May 2
~Nick Swingle, Goatinania Ministry of Truth
It is soooo easy to find evidence to convict these goats. Soooo easy.
Are there more debate team members with terrorism knowledge regarding SoFar and Shofar?
If so NOW is the time to come forward. The investigation continues while the goats are in isolation for SHOFAR's bad behaviour. Meanwhile votes for the type of execution awaiting the goats continue to pile up. Fried goat appears to be winning.
The goat's fate was a discussion amongst faculty members last night at graduation. It seems like the faculty is very interested in the response our two young debate students will have for the DGS. Turns out several faculty members have voted for their preference of execution.
Those in the discussion believe that debate students should be capable of resolving the issues involved in the detaining of the goats.
However, it probably wasn't a good idea to alert the faculty to your plight ladies with those cute posters. They want to see some "intelligence" in your response to the DGS--make your offer and soon!
Remember, if this matter isn't resolved by midnight on Tuesday...the DGS will unleash a series of events of what happens when plastic goats don't cooperate with authorities. It won't be pretty. And yes, Dick Cheney IS involved.
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