Missing Goats

There are reports this morning of two missing goats at Roosevelt. Apparently the Dead Goat Society struck at some point. Coaches are awaiting details from those who undertook the mission. Photos have been received to ensure the goats are in good health and being treated humanely. It appears they are being held in a wooden confine without food or water. It would appear that once convicted, the goat could face an ugly death--hot boiling oil is leading on the poll at the moment.