On behalf of the coaches, it is my pleasure to leave you with a little bit of a "debate" Holiday wish:
The scene is Santa on trial for sexual harassement being crossed by the defense attorney who is at his peak of his questioning.
He is face to face with Santa and demands Santa that answers this question:
"I'll ask you again Sir!
Did you, or did you not look at my client and, in a crowed mall, in front of her children, call her, not once, but three times a HO?"
And no, freshmen girls, reindeer do not "arf".
Travel safely and have a great Holiday!
The Roosevelt Debate Coaches